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A World without Mussey (or “how Mussey didn’t become a zombie”)
You know that movie, the one where everyone is stuck in a cabin in the middle of nowhere and the zombies are coming at them? The small band of characters – the big breasted bimbo, the plucky smart...
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Ask Twatto a question …
We here at the Dustbin were informed that Fox Sports had organised a live question and answer session with Shane Watson. All of our questions were refused for some reason. I can’t understand why – I...
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Avengers Dissemble (or “isn’t Kulasekara a bit evil?”)
Mwahahahahahaha! On a hot Brisbane afternoon, the heroes returned to the sad defences of Scarlett Witch Bailey’s avengers, refugees from the failed battle of Adelaide some days earlier. They lacked...
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The Wizard of Melbourne
Along the yellow brick road came four bodies, lost souls who were walking to Melbourne to seek the advice of the all knowing, all powerful Wizard. Stories were told of his great abilities – he could...
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WARNING: This post is mostly filler
Remember when you were at high school and a teacher asked everyone in the class to give a speech on something of their choice? There was always that bimbo who gave a speech on having to give a speech...
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The 3rd Annual Alternative Allan Border Medal …
… is not on this year, because apparently I’m just being bitchy, while “real” cricket fans are more concerned with who wins. Wait a minute … I couldn’t give a shit what they think. If they have a...
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The end of another overly long ODI series
There were a lot of good things about this series, apart from us winning it 5-0 and extending our home record against the West Indies. There was also Mitch Starc’s bowling, the return of Ussie, Our...
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An Exclusive Interview* with Ellyse Perry
If you were around a sports channel or Twitter some time on Sunday 17th, you might have caught the Ellyse Perry bandwagon whizzing by. Guess what? I’m on it. After the match, I managed to get her to...
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Ashwin’s sunnies, the absence of DRS and other things that made me happy today.
Let me begin by saying that I completely object to this new fad of calling Wade, Warner and Watson, collectively, “the W’s”. It is not even remotely clever but if we must do something so stupid, let’s...
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My new favourite photo
Shown to me this morning by the lovely Betti, this has fast become my new favourite photo: Accomanying an article in which Twatto tells us that, had he been bowling in the first test, he would’ve...
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Rating the current Australian test side: from zero to Lawrence Olivier
Two depressing tests in and I’m bored. Plus IPL is just around the corner (yes, AGAIN!) so I need some distraction. I was going to list who I think should be on the Ashes side, but that list is only...
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The Mohali Four and those missing essays – what really happened
My sources inside Cricket Australia temporary HQ, India, have been spitting up the goods for me yet again. They are a useful bunch, aren’t they? Their claim is – and this is highly confidential, of...
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Mosey, come home!
Mosey, we need you back. You are the only one, apart from Pup (and Ed), who can even remotely wield a cricket bat so you have to get it together. After a long meeting, the committee here at the Dustbin...
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Things I learnt this morning while watching the 4th test
There is a 4th test (I thought the humiliation was over and done) The Late Show was more popular than I ever thought Russell Crowe once guest starred on “Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear” The...
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EXCLUSIVE! The Secret “probables” list leaked
Cricket Australia has announced that, although it is customary to do so, they will not be releasing their list of 30 probable players for the 2013 Champions Trophy. Unfortunately for them, unhappy...
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George Bailey is taking me to heaven
Yes, yes I’ve been all quiet but on a positive note the county cricket season has started, and my ticket for the champions trophy match has arrived. I’m happy. Another positive is that some of the...
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Ashes practice – and plenty of it
As you probably know, I’ve been a bit caught up in the county cricket season. It’s been fantastic for the experience, already, but watching Derbyshire is ever painful. Far from the excited young guys I...
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The Ten Ashes Commandments for Australians (with more than a hint of...
Pup is the lord your God, who brought you out of Ponting land and into the land of him being the only one who can actually bat. You shall have no other Gods before Pup. Except possibly Sexy Harris....
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Keeping perspective on David Warner
I know, I know – he went a bit nuts on Twitter. First people claimed his account had been hacked, because honey tongued David Warner would never lose his temper and swear, would he? You know, except...
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EXCLUSIVE! The new look Aussie Ashes squad
After several discussions on the power of Mosey’s ‘tache and Betti’s timely reminder of this: I sent a quick letter off to Cricket Australia regarding their selection for the Ashes squad and they very...
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